10 Inch BIC!
Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter, he replies “Yes i do” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter.
Surprised the guy asks “Where the hell did you get this?”
The guy replies ” Oh I have a personal genie!”
The first man asks “Do you think I can make a wish? ”
Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly because he is a little hard at hearing”
“Ok I will” says the other man. As he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants. The man says “I want a Million Bucks!”
The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head. The guy says to the other “Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t he?”
The other man replies “No sh!t, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”?”